Main Entry: athe·ist
Pronunciation: \ˈā-thē-ist\
Function: noun
Date: 1551
: one who believes that there is no deity
Pronunciation: \ˈā-thē-ist\
Function: noun
Date: 1551
: one who believes that there is no deity
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EXMAS CARDS
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Dear Joseph
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Box of 10 $10.00
Single card $1.50
Exmas Plain
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EXmas
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Exmas with Sentiment
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EXmas
You want to celebrate something,
celebrate not celebrating something
not worth celebrating.
celebrate not celebrating something
not worth celebrating.
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The Reason for the Season
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The Reason for the Season
appears to have nothing to
do with reason.
do with reason.
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The Last Christmas
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The Last Christmas
Next year I'm killing all these idiots.
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Thanks
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Thanks for Not Believing
At this time of year it's nice to know
that not everyone is some kind of
religious nut.
that not everyone is some kind of
religious nut.
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Dear Joseph,
Daddy didn't buy it. We'll have to come up
with another story.
Love,
Mary
Daddy didn't buy it. We'll have to come up
with another story.
Love,
Mary
Tis the Season
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Tis the Season
to remember. . . God is total bullshit.
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Tis the Season
Tis the Season
to remember. . . God is total bullshit.
You Keep Your Shit
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You Keep Your Shit
and I'll Keep Mine
and I'll Keep Mine
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Merry Mythmas
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Merry Mythmas
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Merry Mythmas
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Sugar Plum Fairy
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You Keep Your Shit
and I'll Keep Mine
and I'll Keep Mine
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Box of ten, one card of each design
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Box of 10 $10.00
Single card $1.50
| Printed on heavy white card paper Dimensions 4¼ x 5½ inches Matching envelope |
Box of 10 $10.00
Single card $1.50
| Printed on heavy white card paper Dimensions 4¼ x 5½ inches Matching envelope |
Box of 10 $10.00
Single card $1.50
| Printed on heavy white card paper Dimensions 4¼ x 5½ inches Matching envelope |
Box of 10 $10.00
Single card $1.50
| Printed on heavy white card paper Dimensions 4¼ x 5½ inches Matching envelope |
Box of 10 $10.00
Single card $1.50
to remember. . . God is total bullshit.
to remember. . . God is total bullshit.
| Printed on heavy white card paper Dimensions 4¼ x 5½ inches Matching envelope |
Box of 10 $10.00
Single card $1.50
| Printed on heavy white card paper Dimensions 4¼ x 5½ inches Matching envelope |
Box of 10 $10.00
Single card $1.50
| Printed on heavy white card paper Dimensions 4¼ x 5½ inches Matching envelope |
Box of 10 $10.00
Single card $1.50
Also available individually and in boxes of ten with all cards of the same design.
Near as I can figure, once you take that
initial step off the deep end of reason, and
accept God on nothing but faith, you’re
down to splitting hairs over whether the
Sugar Plum Fairy has buckles or bells on her
shoes.
initial step off the deep end of reason, and
accept God on nothing but faith, you’re
down to splitting hairs over whether the
Sugar Plum Fairy has buckles or bells on her
shoes.
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