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Screening for Deluded-Nitwit-in-Chief
Candidates Troll Murky Depths for Willfully Ignorant Twit Vote
Candidates Troll Murky Depths for Willfully Ignorant Twit Vote
Can a Real Atheist Have the God Gene?
Ad Insults Intelligence of the Not Particularly Intelligent
Ad Insults Intelligence of the Not Particularly Intelligent
An Open Letter to America's Pastors
Say What You Want, But Pay Your Share
Say What You Want, But Pay Your Share
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A Cynic's View
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Why God Allows Pain
Annotated by God, through Sam Singleton Atheist Evangelist
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| Reminiscences |
Brother Sam's B's-Only Deal!
Now, Brother Sam isn't
saying that he would
"suspend" his principles
long enough to accept a
payoff to steer clear of
your town, but he isn't
saying he wouldn't, either.
Once folks start sending in
those love offerings . . .
saying that he would
"suspend" his principles
long enough to accept a
payoff to steer clear of
your town, but he isn't
saying he wouldn't, either.
Once folks start sending in
those love offerings . . .
Where's the Comma?
The thing with the comma
is, there hasn't been one
since Sam Singleton had his
name legally changed to
include Atheist Evangelist.
So Brother Sam has four
names, the first being Sam
and the last being
Evangelist, no punctuation,
although sometimes an
exclamation point is okay.
is, there hasn't been one
since Sam Singleton had his
name legally changed to
include Atheist Evangelist.
So Brother Sam has four
names, the first being Sam
and the last being
Evangelist, no punctuation,
although sometimes an
exclamation point is okay.
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Futures
Eternal Life
Death
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Main Entry: athe·ist
Pronunciation: \ˈā-thē-ist\
Function: noun
Date: 1551
: one who believes that there is no deity
Pronunciation: \ˈā-thē-ist\
Function: noun
Date: 1551
: one who believes that there is no deity
College Groups
Sacred Sammage
Booking
One of the Lucky Ones
Brother Sam Ponders His Good Fortune
Brother Sam Ponders His Good Fortune
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Sam Singleton Atheist Evangelist is a fictional character. With the
exception of public figures, all of the characters in Sam Singleton
Atheist Evangelist, Patriarchs and Penises, are literary inventions.
The name Sam Singleton is unrelated to any person living or
dead whose name may include all or part of that name
exception of public figures, all of the characters in Sam Singleton
Atheist Evangelist, Patriarchs and Penises, are literary inventions.
The name Sam Singleton is unrelated to any person living or
dead whose name may include all or part of that name
EMAIL BROTHER SAM
Click on the gray box and Brother Sam will
impart the secret address unto you.
impart the secret address unto you.
athe...@samsingleton.com
Dare to Have
Brother Sam
Drink Your
Beer Onstage!
Brother Sam
Drink Your
Beer Onstage!
Ask Ruby Brown
about promotion
and endorsement.
about promotion
and endorsement.
BREWERS!
Does Brother Sam
do weddings?
do weddings?
I do.
Email Brother Sam for details.
Click on the gray box and Brother Sam will
impart the secret address unto you.
impart the secret address unto you.
athe...@samsingleton.com
Unlike some "officiants," Brother Sam is not
"licensed" or "ordained" by some internet
"church." (Is that enough quotes for your
ass?) Brother Sam (OK, his creator― at least
Brother Sam has a creator, which is more
than you can say) will register with your
county clerk prior to the ceremony and will
file the marriage license thereafter. Your
marriage will, for better or for worse, be as
legal as if the pope, or even Rick Warren
himself had presided.
"licensed" or "ordained" by some internet
"church." (Is that enough quotes for your
ass?) Brother Sam (OK, his creator― at least
Brother Sam has a creator, which is more
than you can say) will register with your
county clerk prior to the ceremony and will
file the marriage license thereafter. Your
marriage will, for better or for worse, be as
legal as if the pope, or even Rick Warren
himself had presided.
*Guaranteed, no less than $21 bucks worth of BS on every page
The Best $20 Bucks
You Ever Spent.*
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When it comes to letter
writing, the Apostle Paul ain't
got shit on Sam Singleton,
Scribe & Amanuensis.
writing, the Apostle Paul ain't
got shit on Sam Singleton,
Scribe & Amanuensis.
Sam Singleton Scribe & Amanuensis
is the one to call on when you’re
too busy, lazy, or inarticulate to do
your own writing. Or when you’ve
got a hundred dollar gripe but only
twenty bucks to piss away in an
effort to get it off your chest. And
Brother Sam is known as much for
his discretion as for his tact.
is the one to call on when you’re
too busy, lazy, or inarticulate to do
your own writing. Or when you’ve
got a hundred dollar gripe but only
twenty bucks to piss away in an
effort to get it off your chest. And
Brother Sam is known as much for
his discretion as for his tact.
Would you rather die
than have Brother Sam
do your wedding?
than have Brother Sam
do your wedding?
| I do funerals, too |
Help Bring Brother Sam to Your Town!
Free tee shirts and tickets for enablers.
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Sam preach should do so. His
one-man show Patriarchs and
Penises is hilarious. He just
performed in Saint Paul a few
weeks ago and we were all teared
up from laughter."
Victor (Comment on Pharyngula)
"I believe people of faith, like me,
must continually examine their
personal faith--otherwise it's blind
and unthinking. Sam challenges
me to critically explore my belief,
which is a crucial and worthwhile
exercise. Plus, the show is funny."
Bryan Miller
Haddonfield, New Jersey
one-man show Patriarchs and
Penises is hilarious. He just
performed in Saint Paul a few
weeks ago and we were all teared
up from laughter."
Victor (Comment on Pharyngula)
"I believe people of faith, like me,
must continually examine their
personal faith--otherwise it's blind
and unthinking. Sam challenges
me to critically explore my belief,
which is a crucial and worthwhile
exercise. Plus, the show is funny."
Bryan Miller
Haddonfield, New Jersey
Be an angel.
No tax benefits, no creative input, no chance of remuneration,
nothing but knowing that you're helping keep Sam Singleton
Atheist Evangelist afloat. What rational thinker is going to pass
up a deal like that?
nothing but knowing that you're helping keep Sam Singleton
Atheist Evangelist afloat. What rational thinker is going to pass
up a deal like that?
Gallery of Roadside Memorials
Buy stuff.
| Atheist evangelist seeks suggestions at lookingforaparty@samsingleton.com |
October 2009
Friday 16 Calgary, AB
Beers with Brother Sam
Location TBA
Saturday 17 Edmonton, AB
Beers with Brother Sam
Location TBA
Wednesday 21 Burnaby, BC
Patriarchs and Penises
Station Square Pub
Thursday 22 Bellingham, WA
Beers with Brother Sam
Location TBA
Friday 23 Seattle, WA
Beers with Brother Sam
Location TBA
Saturday 24 Edmonds, WA
Patriarchs and Penises
Black Box Theatre
Edmonds Community College
Wednesday 28 Victoria, BC
Patriarchs and Penises
Victoria Events Center
November 2009
Tuesday 17 Chapel Hill, NC
Beers with Brother Sam
Date and location TBA
Wednesday 18 Charlotte, NC
Beers with Brother Sam
Location TBA
Thursday 19 Asheville, NC
Patriarchs and Penises
The Rocket Club
Friday 20 Athens, GA
Patriarchs and Penises
Location TBA
Saturday 21 Atlanta, GA
Patriarchs and Penises
Location TBA
Sunday 22 Atlanta, GA
All-ages Show
Location TBA
Friday 16 Calgary, AB
Beers with Brother Sam
Location TBA
Saturday 17 Edmonton, AB
Beers with Brother Sam
Location TBA
Wednesday 21 Burnaby, BC
Patriarchs and Penises
Station Square Pub
Thursday 22 Bellingham, WA
Beers with Brother Sam
Location TBA
Friday 23 Seattle, WA
Beers with Brother Sam
Location TBA
Saturday 24 Edmonds, WA
Patriarchs and Penises
Black Box Theatre
Edmonds Community College
Wednesday 28 Victoria, BC
Patriarchs and Penises
Victoria Events Center
November 2009
Tuesday 17 Chapel Hill, NC
Beers with Brother Sam
Date and location TBA
Wednesday 18 Charlotte, NC
Beers with Brother Sam
Location TBA
Thursday 19 Asheville, NC
Patriarchs and Penises
The Rocket Club
Friday 20 Athens, GA
Patriarchs and Penises
Location TBA
Saturday 21 Atlanta, GA
Patriarchs and Penises
Location TBA
Sunday 22 Atlanta, GA
All-ages Show
Location TBA
Gird your loins and save your coins!
Where's Brother Sam
going to ring in 2010?
Champagne instead of beer? Brother Sam is nothing if
not flexible. In fact, BS will bring the party favors and
funny hats if y'all will provide the place and a sufficient
number of heathen merry-makers. Hurry. Not being
omnipresent, BS can be in only one place at a time.
not flexible. In fact, BS will bring the party favors and
funny hats if y'all will provide the place and a sufficient
number of heathen merry-makers. Hurry. Not being
omnipresent, BS can be in only one place at a time.
Train up a child in the way he
should go: and when he is old,
he will not depart from it.
Proverbs 22:6
should go: and when he is old,
he will not depart from it.
Proverbs 22:6
Re-learn Glossolalia!
"I'm an
atheist and
I speak in
tongues!"
atheist and
I speak in
tongues!"
Brother Sam is headed your way!
Print Your Own Damn Flyers!
