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Help a Brother Out
Remembering the Insanity from Which Brother Sam Delivered Himself
A cottonmouth is not a
church-going snake by nature.
church-going snake by nature.
. . . But my people were snake handlers, too.
We were in the minority. My grandpa, John
Clarke Singleton, They laid hands on Pap
when a cottonmouth water moccasin bit him
in the right eye. Uncle John Travis stomped
that snake to butter. And neither Pap nor the
snake recovered. A cottonmouth is not a
church-going snake by nature. Rattlesnakes
and copperheads are about as much
serpent as your average holy roller can
abide, plenty enough to satisfy the letter of
the gospel.
Now, I don’t know if you’ve ever watched
We were in the minority. My grandpa, John
Clarke Singleton, They laid hands on Pap
when a cottonmouth water moccasin bit him
in the right eye. Uncle John Travis stomped
that snake to butter. And neither Pap nor the
snake recovered. A cottonmouth is not a
church-going snake by nature. Rattlesnakes
and copperheads are about as much
serpent as your average holy roller can
abide, plenty enough to satisfy the letter of
the gospel.
Now, I don’t know if you’ve ever watched
In my name shall they cast out devils. They shall speak with
new tongues. They shall take up serpents, and if they drink any
deadly thing, it shall not hurt them. They shall lay hands on the
sick and they shall recover. Mark 16:17
new tongues. They shall take up serpents, and if they drink any
deadly thing, it shall not hurt them. They shall lay hands on the
sick and they shall recover. Mark 16:17
pissing and shitting and crying like a little
girl and rolling on the floor of a flea-bit
little church way back in a holler in the
middle of the night while half of so loud
you’d think god was deaf and the other
half is singing and clapping their hands,
but if you weren’t scared of god before,
you would be now. This was not
somebody any little boy wanted to be
fucking with.
from Patriarchs and Penises
girl and rolling on the floor of a flea-bit
little church way back in a holler in the
middle of the night while half of so loud
you’d think god was deaf and the other
half is singing and clapping their hands,
but if you weren’t scared of god before,
you would be now. This was not
somebody any little boy wanted to be
fucking with.
from Patriarchs and Penises
The Samitarium
